The Pope: I prefer watching Nickelodeon, but Larry's shows aren't bad. Although parallel universes our forbidden in the Catholic church, I've made an exception because this one's funny.
Oprah: Very funny book. Buy it. Right now. Right this second. Stop what you're doing. Now! Buy it! Buy it! Buy it!
Steven Spielberg: I hope people don't think Larry represents all Jews. He's like cocaine: good, but only in small doses.
Sarah Palin: Larry's so funny I only kind of want to shoot him for his liberal views.
Barack Obama: Loved this book - Larry and I have a lot in common. We were both young men struggling with our identities who then became wealthy, powerful, supermen. I'm a little more super, but still...
The Dalai Lama: Curb Your Enthusiasm is my favorite show! I love Larry's inimitable personality and humor! The Larry David Story brings Larry's funny past to life! Awesome!"
Chelsea Handler: What kind of idiot writes such a dumb story!!!